Best Dirty Hindi Jokes|Adult SMS Jokes

HONEYMOON
H-hawas mita do
O-or chuso
N-nanga karke
E-ek hi jhatke mein
Y-yeh gaya
M-mar dala
O-or dalo
O-or tez
N-ni..k..a.. l…g..a. y..a

AITBAAR

lund pe aitbaar kisko hai…
Mil jaaye chodney ko to inkar kis ko hai…
Kuch mushkilen hai chut paane me dost
Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai…

VO CHEEZ

PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain
SON : papa may bataoo
PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ….. AANKH
PAPA : ohh haan
SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay

BEST QUOTE

Quote of the millenium:- “Prostitution is the only industry where fresh

employees are paid more than the experienced ones”.

FINGERS

Sometimes There Are No Words to Describe
How We Feel About some people in this Life.
BUT
Thank God We Have a Middle Finger.

3 AADMI

: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale
gaye.Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?Sardarni: bahot roka par bole

ab aur taakatnahi hai, kal aayenge

IK LADKI

Ik Larki thi dewaani si…

Ik Larkay pe wo mar…

Kuch lena tha usay…

Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi..

Jab bi milti thi muijhey….

Ye hi pocha karti thi…..

Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI

SANTA ON HONEYMOON

Santa and Jeeto were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 10th wedding anniversary.

Jeeto said, “We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon.”

“As you wish,” said Santa.

“Will we do all the things that we did on our first honeymoon?” asked Jeeto.

“Ok,” said Santa.

“And will we make love like we did on our first honeymoon?” asked Jeeto.

“That’s right,” said Santa, “except this time I get to sit on the side of the bed and cry, ‘It’s too big, it’s too big!’

GHANTI
Sadhu fati dhoti pehan ker ghar se nikalta hai aur mandir mein

puja ke liye jhukta hai. Ek aurat sadhu ki gand ko gullak samajh kar

us mein ek sikka daal deti hai. Sadhu seedha ho ke bolta hai:

“Ab ghanti bhi bhaja do“

HAATH

Ladka ladki ke baap se : Main aapki ladki ka haath mangta hoon.

Ladki ka baap : Kuyn. Ladka : Kyon ki ab mera hath thak gaya hai.

80 responses to this post.

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  5. ek ladki thi us ko ek din chodane ka man huwa aur us ne mugh se apna chut fad wa liy ha.ha.ha

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  8. teacher ki zip khuli dekh kar class mein ladkiya hass rahi thi
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  14. 1 party m 1 ladki sardar s puchti h susu krne ki jge dikhao
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    One morning at a doctor’s office a patient
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  19. Posted by anshu on October 18, 2012 at 9:05 pm

    tere yaad may main kabar par para raha hadiya sari gal gayi magar land kahara raha………….

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  20. Posted by Hemant on October 24, 2012 at 7:32 pm

    good jokes… keep it up.. :)

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  39. Posted by vicky jd on December 26, 2012 at 10:43 am

    ladka.smoking kar rha tha…
    Bapne dekh liya
    gar chal aaj teri maa choudunga
    Ladka.maa chup jao papa ne mujhe smoking karte dekh liya hai
    maa.me kyo chupo to chup
    Ladka.papa ne kha hai gar chal aaj teri maa chodunga

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    Darte hai aag se kahi jal na jaye
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    Lekin sabse ziyada darte hai aapse
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  42. Posted by sumit on December 30, 2012 at 2:56 pm

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    Tum kyon chale aate ho.
    Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,
    Chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,

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  43. Thi garmi faili thi chut lutka tha lund.
    Aaya jada sikud gyi chut sikud gya lund.
    Happy Thund

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    ye bakt h bacha hone ka ………..
    us bakt kyo nhi roi thi
    jis bakt chipak k soi thi………………………..
    ab jo kiya h usse bharo tub to kehti thi or karo or karo…

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  59. Posted by Kamal kumar on January 30, 2013 at 12:49 pm

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    Pappu: legs
    Girl: wo kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai or meri pant main nai hai?
    pappu: paise
    Girl : wo kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye raat ko
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    Pappu : neend
    Girl: Woh kia hai jo larki pehli dafa karwate hoe pain ki
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    Pappu: kaan main chaid(Hole)
    Moral : aap bhi apni neeat(intention) pappu ki tarhan rakhain
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  62. Posted by Om prakash on February 4, 2013 at 9:38 pm

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  67. Hamare sher sunke bhi jo khamosh itna hai,
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  68. ek hakim goli bech raha tha or bol raha tha ek lo g lamba ho ga, do le ga khamba ho ga
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